5 - Illuminati
This is a huge one, not only is this fake, this is bullshit. Some try to prove the government is the starter, but, no, it's not, this conspiracy has gotten VERY out of hand and now everyone thinks that all the rappers are part of it and all famous YouTube stars like Toby Turner and people like that.
Just... FUCK.
I mean, how does the fucking Giza Pyramid connect with this?! It supposed to align the stars!
This has been parodied so much, that people are starting to forget it's existence.
4 - Dinosaurs Were SAVED by Aliens
This is a funny one. Most say the dinosaurs were wiped out by an asteroid, but others say aliens did it.
Hmm...
Not so sure.
This one isn't really sh*t it's just nonsense.
Or...
Maybe the guinea pigs did it...
3 - Evil Video Games
Some believe that there are certain games, classic ones, that have freaky back stories or a strange lust.
Some games do exist like this, but it was because...
This child had a seizure. The game contained flashing lights and optical illusions which killed this child.
This is not strange, it's life.
Games that cause seizures do exist, and it's nothing special.
2 - Zombies
Gosh, zombies, zombies, zombies!
What's the deal?
Here's a fact: THE DEFINITION OF ZOMBIE IS NOT A SAVAGE BRAIN EATING MOFO, IT'S A THING BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE.
Zombies are not flesh eating creatures, they are voodoo/black magic creatures. This black magic was used a long time ago in Haiti to bring back the dead to help with labor. NOTHING ELSE.
It may be a contamination, but not a flesh eating bitch.
Besides not even the zombies in Minecraft try to EAT you.
Sure they attack, but they don't try to rip your head open?!
Now what's the most bullshit conspiracy ever?
1 - 2012 (Apocalypse)
Oh dammit...
This is the most annoying...
This is the most untrue lie of lies because how many Apocalypse predictions were there?
Well I don't know...
~2800 bce, 634 bce, 389 bce, ~1st century bce, 70ce, ~2nd century ce, 247 ce, 365, 380, ~400, 500, 4/6 793, 800, 806, 848, 3/25 970, 992, 995, 1000 (The big one!), 1033, 1184, 9/23 1186, 1260, 1284, 1290, 1306, 1335, 1367, 1370, 1378, 2/14 1420, 1496, ~1504, 2/1 1524, 2/20 1524, 1525, 1528, 5/27 1528, 1532, 1533, 10/19 1533, 4/5 1534, 1537, 1544, ~1555, 7/2 1556, 4/28 1583, 1584, 1588, 1600, 1603, 1623, 2/1 1624, 1648, 1654, 1656, 1657, 1658, 1660 (a busy decade), 1666, 1673, 1688, 1689, 1694, Fall 1694, 1688, 1689, 1694, Fall 1694, 1697, 1700, 1705, 1706, 1708, 1716, 4/5 1719, 1734, 1736, 10/13 1736, 1757, 4/5 1761, 2/28 1763, 5/19, 1780, 1789 (French Revolution), 1790, 1792, 1794, 1795, 11/19 1795, 1801, 1805, 1814, 12/25 1814, 10/14 1820, 1832, 1836, 1843, 4/28 1843, 12/31 1843, 3/21 1844, 10/22 1844 (The Great Disappointment), 1845, 1846, 1847, 8/7 1847, 1849, 1851, 1856, 1862, 1863, 1867, 1868, 1869, 6/28 1870, 1872, 1874, 1878, 1880, 1881, 1890, 1891, 1895, 1896, 1899, 1900, 11/13 1900, 1901, 4/23 1908, 10-1908, 1910 (Halley's Comet), 5/18 1910, 1911, 10/1 1914, 1915, 1918, 12/17 1919, 1925, 2/13 1925, Spring 1928, 1934, 9-1935, 1936, 1938, 1941, 1943, 9/21 1945, 1947, 1950, 1952, 1/9 1953, 8-1953, 12/21 1954, 4/23 1957, 1958, 4/22 1959, 1960, 2/4 1962, 1966, 1967, 8/20 1967 (The little-known Hippie Apocalypse), 12/25 1967, 8/9 1969, 11/22 1969, 1972, 1973, 1-1974, 1975, 1976, 1977, 1978, ~1980s, 1980, 4/1 1980, 4/29 1980, 1981, 6/28 1981, 8/7 1981, 1982, 3/10 1982 (Jupiter Effect planetary line-up), 6/25 1982, Fall 1982, 1983, 10/2 1984, 1985, 3/25 1985, 8-1985, 1986, 4/29 1987, 1987, 8/17 1987, 1988, 9/13 1988, 9/15 1988, 10/3 1988, 1989, 9/30 1989, 1990, 4/23 1990, 1991, 3/31 1991, 1992, 4/26 1992, 4/29 1992, 9/28 1992, 10/28 1992, 1993, 11/14 1993, 12/9 1993, 1994, 5/2 1994, 6/9 1994, 6/9 1994, 7/25 1994, 9/23 1994, 9/27 1994, 9/29 1994, 10/2 1994, 1995, 3/31 1995, 1996, 9-1996, 11-1996, 12/13 1996, 12/17 1996, 1997, 3/23 1997, 3/26 1997 (Heaven's Gate suicides), 5/5 1997, 10-1997, 10/11 1997, 10/23 1997, 11/27 1997, 1998, 1/8 1998, 3/8 1998, 3/31 1998, 5/31 1998, 6/6 1998, 6/7 1998, 6/14 1998, 6/21 1998, 7/5 1998, 9/20 1998 (Two-fer), 10/10 1998, 11-1998, 12/12 1998, 1999, 3/25 1999, 4/3 1999, 5/8 1999, 5/22 1999, 5/30 1999, 6/20 1999, 6/30 1999, 7-1999, 7/4 1999, 7/5 1999, 7/7 1999, 7/24 1999, 7/28 1999, 8-1999, 8/6 1999, 8/11 1999, 8/14 1999, 8/18 1999, 8/19 1999, 8/24 1999, 9-1999, 9/3 1999, 9/9 1999, 9/11 1999, 9/23 1999, 10-1999, 10/12 1999, 11-1999, 11/4 1999, 11/7 1999, 11/29, 1999, 12-1999, 12/21 1999, 12/25 1999, 12/31 1999, 2000 (The second big one!), 1/1/00, 1/16/00, 2/11/00, 2/29/00. 3-2000, 4-2000, 4/4/00, 4/5/00, 4/6/00, 5/5/00, 5/9/00, 5/17/00, 6-2000, 6/1/00, 6/10/00, 7/5/00, 8/20/00, 9-2000, 9/17/00, 9/19/00. 9/21/00, 9/29/00, 10-2000, 10/9/00, 10/14/00, 11/17/00, 12/31/00, 2001, 1/20/01, 3-2001, 4/16/01, 5/5/01, 5/28/01, 7-2001, 9/11/01 (Postdiction actually, with fake Nostradamus quatrains), 9/18/01, 11/3/01, 12/8/01, 12/19/01, 2002, 4/14/02, 5/19/02, 7/19/02, 2003, 4/22/03, 5/5/03, 5/13/03, 5/15/03, 11/29/03, 2004, 4/25/05, 10/4/05, 10/15/05, 10/17/05, 10/18/05, 11/11/05, 2006, 2/12/06, 2007, 4/29/07, 8-2007, 9/13/07, 3/12/08, 4/6/08, 2009, 2010, 2011, 5/11/11, 5/21/11, 5/29/11, 10/21/11, 12/31/11.
WELL THAT'S A FULL OF YOUR FUCKING MIND.
Nothing has happened over these years and people whine about how the Mayan Calendar says it's ending.
Well here's a fact.
This calendar:
Does not state the end.
It's the end of a GREAT CYCLE.
Besides, how are you going to let THIS:
Convince of our world ending?
It does not...
How are you going to let some CG affect your life?
This is the STUPIDEST conspiracy to exist in this universe. There are tons of explanations why, this isn't happening, from the proof of Cosmic, Intergalactic, Universal and stuff like that. All these theories break the scientific laws of EVERYTHING.
Some say, there will be a polar shift?
That's impossible, our Earth has been hit with Asteroids, Solar Flares, and so much more, and our poles have STAYED where they are!
SO...
Fuck these conspiracies.
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